Church Phones

Church Phones

A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute." Seeking out the minister he asked about the phone and the sign.

The minister answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if you pay the price you can talk directly to God. The man thanked the minister and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle , Dallas , St. Louis , Chicago , Milwaukee ,and around the United States , he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each minister.

Finally, he arrived in Oklahoma , upon entering a church in Tulsa, Oklahoma, behold - he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time,the sign read "Calls: 35 cents." Fascinated, he asked to talk to the minister, "Minister, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?"

The minister, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in Oklahoma now...... It's a local call."