Thursday, April 12, 2007

Humor for a Thursday

You Never Hear in Church.......
  • Hey! It's MY turn to sit on the front pew!
  • I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went over time 25 minutes.
  • Personally, I find visitation much more enjoyable than golf.
  • I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
  • Forget the minimum salary: let's pay our minister so he can live like we do.
  • I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
  • Since we're all here, let's start the worship service early!
  • Lets send our minister to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
  • Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

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