- Hey! It's MY turn to sit on the front pew!
- I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went over time 25 minutes.
- Personally, I find visitation much more enjoyable than golf.
- I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
- Forget the minimum salary: let's pay our minister so he can live like we do.
- I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
- Since we're all here, let's start the worship service early!
- Lets send our minister to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
- Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Humor for a Thursday
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